I had fried cheesecake for dessert tonight and it was awesome. Unhealthy on many, many levels, but awesome.

From fannish5 Name 5 character deaths that surprised or shocked you.

( Cut because I don't want to offend anyone who hasn't seen these yet, but may one day wish to see them )

Am I the only person who's bothered by this headline on a news site. Grammar People! I mean, I'm not a fabulous grammarian by any means, but even I can tell this is wrong.

I believe it should either be Actress Wears Odd Fertility Shoes or Actress' Odd Fertility Shoes.

In case you can't tell, it says, "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal." It's from thinkgeek.com

( Team Picture gone hilariously horribly wrong )

I can't even imagine being the kid in front of him.

somewhere i have never travelled, gladly beyond
any experience,your eyes have their silence:
in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me,
or which i cannot touch because they are too near

your slightest look will easily unclose me
though i have closed myself as fingers,
you open always petal by petal myself as Spring opens
(touching skilfully,mysteriously)her first rose

or if your wish be to close me, i and
my life will shut very beautifully ,suddenly,
as when the heart of this flower imagines
the snow carefully everywhere descending;
nothing which we are to perceive in this world equals
the power of your intense fragility:whose texture
compels me with the color of its countries,
rendering death and forever with each breathing

(i do not know what it is about you that closes
and opens;only something in me understands
the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)
nobody,not even the rain,has such small hands

E. E. Cummings

I found these amusing.

I've found the most hilarious thing here. It's just someone who's 'captioned' screenshots of some of the episodes this season. It's definitely Hunt and Cristina biased, but she has funny comments about some of the other characters too. I especially recommend the ones she does for when Cristina has to pick who gets the solo surgery.

This is HILARIOUS. I'm becoming addicted to it.

Fmylife.com is a place where people can share their misery with each other and laugh about it. Go for a laugh.

I actually post some of my weird fortune cookie fortunes on lj, although I don't have my favorite one ever: You like Chinese Food. Yep. Got that one freshman year in college.

( Here are pics of some other gems )

I'm a Dragon. Growing up, I used to think that I was a snake, but since my birthday is in early January, I was actually born before the Chinese New Year. I really don't think I'm like my sign in lots of ways. The thingy said that I would make a good salesperson, when in reality I'm the worst seller in the whole wide world. I do like working by myself, though.

This is like the funniest thing I've read in a long time. It's a review of 'The Secret' on amazon.com. I had a difficult time finishing it because I was laughing so hard. His other reviews are just as hilarious.

Thanks to irisheyes_77 for sharing it with me. LOL!

Track Santa's flight with NORAD. They even have video of him flying through the air. :-D

Most of my major OTPs haven't really been over looked by the writers. My two major ones are House/Cuddy and Mulder/Scully. But I do enjoy some pairings that haven't made it to canon.

1. Jack/Chloe 24. I like the trust that the two characters have developed. They know that they've got each other's back in tough times.

2. River/Jayne Firefly. I truly believe that Joss would have flirted with this pairing had Firefly gone on -- just because they are such total opposites. There's some truly great fanfiction out there for this pairing as well.

3. Chakotay/Janeway ST:Voyager. This one still makes me angry. They spend 6 1/2 years exploring this relationship only to blow it in the last season to make Chakotay fall in love with SEVEN!!! WTF?

4. T'Pol/Archer Enterprise (Yes I'm a Star Trek Geek, get over it). I felt like they had a real understanding of each other. Her entire relationship with Trip felt so forced to me.

5. Weir/Shepard on Stargate Atlantis. I totally loved their relationship and all of the silent communication with each other. I lost interest in the show when they downgraded Elizabeth's presence on Atlantis.

Now I'm kind of depressed thinking about all my ships that never were.

WHY WASN'T THIS IN 'FIGHT THE FUTURE'?